Mother fluffer SCORE 39
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
80 hours these days SCORE -19
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Real American hero SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Busted! SCORE 31
I just became more metal SCORE 34
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
We both go down, together SCORE 55
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
15, max. SCORE 51
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37