A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Measures of success SCORE 81
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Be Lucy SCORE 76
My Man! SCORE 108
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
