Don’t give in! SCORE 85
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Arby’s… SCORE 92
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Weird SCORE 46
Totally SCORE 87
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Under Water SCORE 98
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 81
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
It’s time SCORE 97
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
