friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
is this satire? SCORE 14
i like bananas SCORE 9
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s perfect SCORE 21
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
working cat SCORE 20
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 12
accidental beauty SCORE 31
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
cats find a way SCORE 23
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
we dare you SCORE 10
