Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 81
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
It’s time SCORE 97
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
1 like = 1 nug SCORE 74
My friend really likes dogs. SCORE 70
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Under Water SCORE 98
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
I Still Haven’t Forgiven This Show SCORE 72
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Weird SCORE 46
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Arby’s… SCORE 92
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83