Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
He’s bananas SCORE 206
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
They know the truth. SCORE 78
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
WWJD? SCORE 96
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 56
Never sink SCORE 146
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
