How seasons work. SCORE 158
Being sick. SCORE 140
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Burn! SCORE 249
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Call the lawyers. SCORE 155
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 119
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Accurate. SCORE 112
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Burn! SCORE 216
oh nostalgia… SCORE 239
Genius. SCORE 145
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Seal SCORE 28
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Piano for rap. SCORE 179
Never forget. SCORE 159
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 227
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 230
