Slow Robot
Introduced+our+cat+to+bubbles+today%26%238230%3B
Safe+pupper
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Welp.+This+is+my+life+now.
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Advanced+Twitter
Advanced Twitter SCORE 115
Exchanges+with+receipt+only%26%238230%3B
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
I+GUESS
I GUESS SCORE 45
Can%26%238217%3Bt+teach+an+old+lady+new+friends.
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The+icon+Target+uses+for+onions+at+checkout
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Never+forget+the+true+king
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Timeout+buddy.
Timeout buddy. SCORE 24
Mama+no.
Mama no. SCORE 51
Forbidden+snack%3A+The+Banana+Eel%2C+named+for+its+coloration+and+markings+resembling+a+ripe+banana
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Easily+the+most+underrated+line.
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
The+things+we+do+for+each+other%26%238230%3B
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Welcome%21+Our+Kinder+surrender+checkpoints+are+your+first+stop%2C+after+which+you+are+free+to+peruse+our+gun+dispensaries%26%238230%3B
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Walk+and+talk+its.
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The+Motel+6+will+provide.
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Protect+a+tree+with+the+corpses+of+his+dead+friends
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 38
Washer%2Fdryer+combo+for+sale
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Inconceivable.
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
A+lobsters+life+for+me%21
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
This+is+advanced+homelessness
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Nothing+like+a+good+trot+in+the+snow%26%238230%3B
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 68
The+word+of+the+puppo
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
This+is+what+happens+when+you+park+in+front+of+a+fire+hydrant.
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
%2B+cry.
+ cry. SCORE 117
%2Asmol+crunches%2A
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Oh+my+lawd.
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
When+you+were+blinded+by+the+light%2C+but+seem+to+be+doing+OK+now%26%238230%3B
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
This+breaks+the+cat.
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Schrodinger%26%238217%3Bs+Tupperware
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Self+depracating+life+hacks.
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The+life+of+a+book.
The life of a book. SCORE 73
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