Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
What a dream job… SCORE 31
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Vampires must be invited in… SCORE 19
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26