
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28

directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12

my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14

no SCORE 24

the weezered of oz SCORE -2

space facts on your back SCORE 37

a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13

every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27

my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4

you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 11

muggle born SCORE 15

rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31

clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26

texagons SCORE 23

if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12

marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9

bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7

the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24

if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10

a true work of art SCORE 13

turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34

the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29

1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19

terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31

if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19

friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22

Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12

shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47

i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20

how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10

i am your coffee maker SCORE 13

there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27