vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
fan theories SCORE 33
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
cozy SCORE 36
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
place your bets! SCORE 48
i feel seen SCORE 31
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
the shape of soup SCORE 44
come to daddy! SCORE 30
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the original American badass SCORE 88
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
everything is south america now SCORE 46
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
worth every sin SCORE 33
rude diet SCORE 36
oh sweet release SCORE 50
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
call me dr SCORE 32
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17