The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Finally. SCORE 344
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Every time. SCORE 123
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
No. SCORE 88
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
How the internet works. SCORE 181
