Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try. SCORE 160
Mummy world problems. SCORE 115
Rules for the cat. SCORE 150
Like a boss. SCORE 143
Slogan remixes. SCORE 117
A balanced diet. SCORE 151
Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-o-lantern. SCORE 116
Winner of Best Physics Engine SCORE 2
Luke I am your father. SCORE 118
Never trust a kitty. SCORE 62
New Jersey beaches. SCORE 138
Other people vs. Me. SCORE 144
Welcome to the sad-sack club. SCORE 125
Whenever I move to a new apartment. SCORE 175
Stupid Sandy… SCORE 156
Scumbag New York. SCORE 206
Where’s Waldo? SCORE 57
In 20 years. SCORE 127
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A MAILMAN? SCORE 0
When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs… SCORE 259
The original hipster. SCORE 138
Tuesday winning. SCORE 385
Nice try, Sauron. SCORE 265
How to discreetly compliment someone. SCORE 180
The Krang-o-lantern. SCORE 126
Cats are jerks. SCORE 78
What do we want? SCORE 196
Cats are jerks. SCORE 132
Movember. Let it grow. SCORE 47
font + moustache SCORE 78
The power of music. SCORE 117
Attack! SCORE 170
