True story. SCORE 385
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Dem feels. SCORE 448
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Exactly. SCORE 170
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
The Feels SCORE 14
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Where they are now… SCORE 30
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
True desperation. SCORE 150
SONDER SCORE 21
You are so cute… SCORE 336
Basically. SCORE 171
Oh Google. SCORE 224
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Get in there! SCORE 9
Every time. SCORE 294
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
