When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 41
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Adulthood SCORE 108
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 89
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
All of these are true SCORE 175
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 97
America is so progressive SCORE 79
Who else does this? SCORE 111
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Scumbag junior SCORE 80
I do this all too often SCORE 81
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 69
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 106
Full time savage SCORE 71
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 133
Admiration SCORE 80
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
We the people SCORE 111
The joys of flossing SCORE 74
Watching A Movie SCORE 72
A damn fool SCORE 64
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
My ice cold heart. SCORE 82
Leo gets it SCORE 162
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
Now that is dedication SCORE 151
