At my funeral. SCORE 218
The power of barking SCORE 18
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Same thing… SCORE 21
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 146
The Twortle SCORE 142