![dang%2C+and+here+i+thought+i+was+write+about+that](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/29-25007-333x150.webp)
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
![bahama+mamas+w%26%238217%3Bll+do+that+to+ya](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/135-24305-333x150.webp)
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
![nerd+moment](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/32-75414-333x150.webp)
nerd moment SCORE 12
![the+game+of+cat+and+house](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/119-64443-333x150.webp)
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
![you%26%238217%3Bve+maybe+seen+a+housefly%2C+or+even+a+horse+fly%26%238230%3Bbut+you+ain%26%238217%3Bt+never+see+a+turtle+fly](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/140-80664-333x150.webp)
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
![sweet%2C+i+could+only+find+ones+that+were+roughly+used%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/139-82527-333x150.webp)
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
![it%26%238217%3Bs+the+thought+that+counts](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/108-70773-333x150.webp)
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
![the+ultimate+%26%238220%3Bi%26%238217%3Bm+tired%26%238221%3B+face](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/158-95419-333x150.webp)
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
![i+want+all+of+it%2C+stat%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/117-52177-333x150.webp)
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
![putting+the+trick+in+trick+or+treat](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/121-54646-333x150.webp)
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
![she+really+gets+me](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/131-60421-333x150.webp)
she really gets me SCORE 13
![%2Aliterally+a+helldemon+that+makes+cerberus+look+like+a+chump%2A](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/124-74109-333x150.webp)
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
![etched+into+your+memory+for+eons](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/155-65457-333x150.webp)
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
![if+it%26%238217%3Bs+%26%238220%3Blazy%26%238221%3B%2C+i+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+chop+anything](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/134-35398-333x150.webp)
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
![it+does+seem+magical+with+how+much+this+happens+on+accident](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/141-59051-333x150.webp)
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
![well%26%238230%3Bit+did+save+on+ammo%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/125-19899-333x150.webp)
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
![but+what+about+second+knowing](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/133-97005-333x150.webp)
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
![giving+my+2+minutes+notice](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/43-38076-333x150.webp)
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
![%26%238220%3Band+the+100m+in+a+record-breaking++30+seconds%21%26%238221%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/30-33685-333x150.webp)
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
![better+watch+your+back%2C+buddy](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/137-48342-333x150.webp)
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
![i%26%238217%3Bve+become+far+too+powerful+for+you+humans](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/151-12810-333x150.webp)
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
![putting+the+%26%238220%3Btea%26%238221%3B+in+%26%238220%3Bteam+change%26%238221%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/116-67168-333x150.webp)
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
![1+like+%3D+1+prayer](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/37-16869-333x150.webp)
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
![fun+fore+the+whole+family%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/113-39710-333x150.webp)
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
![burn+down+the+store+at+this+rate](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/102-27763-333x150.webp)
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
![working+from+home+problems](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/105-78604-333x150.webp)
working from home problems SCORE 27
![welp%2C+time+to+just+roll+over+and+oof](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/142-76112-333x150.webp)
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
![growing+up+is+working+8-10+hour+days+then+spending+more+hours+to+eventually+rest+for+a+small+amount+of+time](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/130-32983-333x150.webp)
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
![the+happiest+cat+alive](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/118-88324-333x150.webp)
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
![ah+yes%2C+my+favorite+subgenre](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/35-97156-333x150.webp)
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
![forever+how+i+think+of+influencers%2C+now](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/112-73643-333x150.webp)
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
![a+perfectly+valid+excuse](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/04/42-19855-333x150.webp)
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17