What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
easy money SCORE 29
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Awkward SCORE 69
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Same… SCORE 53
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Jinkies! SCORE 63
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Happy little trees SCORE 50
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Plot twist! SCORE 42
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Problem solved SCORE 34
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47