every morning SCORE 45
the one who got away SCORE 23
lol SCORE 35
just one word SCORE 17
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 30
i win SCORE 35
makes me laugh every time SCORE 33
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 35
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 22
don’t be fooled by his canine charms SCORE 27
poopwagon never stops SCORE 30
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
i can’t control the weather SCORE 36
best lotr description of all time SCORE 46
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
he always believed SCORE 37
what have you done to me, hooman? SCORE 37
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
yes SCORE 32
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
it works! SCORE 31
my knees quivered SCORE 27
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
