Know the difference. SCORE 193
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
My father’s death will soon be avenged. SCORE 252
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 194
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
This never happens. SCORE 156
Glam rock. SCORE 157
How girls’ purses work. SCORE 285
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 256
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
You shall not pass! SCORE 381
Trolling your significant other. SCORE 303
WUT? SCORE 268
When you run out of shows to watch. SCORE 237
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 244
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 325
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Conundrum. SCORE 209
A dogs life. SCORE 133
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
I love fajitas. SCORE 224
Physiological effects of alcohol. SCORE 229
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 307
Let’s play a game… SCORE 259
I’d love to hangout, but I have to go sit in my house by myself. SCORE 181
