Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
The internet. SCORE 152
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Smart Car SCORE 3
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Surprise me. SCORE 98
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
perfectly timed photos SCORE 2
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
What people really hear. SCORE 83
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
Accuracy SCORE 130
The Interwebz SCORE 1
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
You can see me? SCORE 149
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
I am home. SCORE 3
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
