Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Please? SCORE 111
Sage advice. SCORE 216
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Waking up. SCORE 107
Accurate. SCORE 154
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
What would you do? SCORE 321
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
The circle of life. SCORE 205
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Best present ever SCORE 4
Do want. SCORE 94
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Magic. SCORE 168
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -43
Accurate. SCORE 158
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
