Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
You can do this. SCORE 47
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
It actually is this SCORE 35
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
You go. SCORE 37
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
*gunshots* SCORE 22
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49