We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Just perfect. SCORE 21
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Attack! SCORE 200
Science FTW! SCORE 153
So many puns! SCORE 136
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
You can do it Carl! SCORE 236
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Touché… SCORE 263
My dream. SCORE 134
Jenga! SCORE 198
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Wings SCORE 7
I need dis. SCORE 203