metric is really just…that easy, huh… SCORE 34
the ol’ one leg out of the blanket trick SCORE 23
first of all, how dare you call me out like that SCORE 15
get ready for a wild ride SCORE 28
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES SCORE 14
“i don’t even want to know where you found this…” SCORE 13
there’s a lot to unpack now SCORE 10
whatcha dooooooiiin SCORE 16
me if i was a vet doctor SCORE 17
a wholesome mess SCORE 5
lets-a go SCORE 13
when life stops being worth living SCORE 17
oh someone talked to me! SCORE 19
*primitive snarling* SCORE 14
pretty much what it looks like SCORE 16
yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooow!! SCORE 21
genius apocalyptic defense SCORE 10
new lifegoal just dropped SCORE 27
i *might* see something a bit more unsafe than the flipflops, tho SCORE 14
take this as your sign SCORE 20
seems palette-able SCORE 25
*notes down how “bears are ideal”* SCORE 16
pa(d)ssive aggression SCORE 24
what do you mean it’s “creating a hostile work environment”? SCORE 10
spoiler alert SCORE 14
lambs serving, not being served SCORE 22
the bravest man ever SCORE 14
y u so cute if not allow cute SCORE 20
dad plz stahp SCORE 33
i just want to know…how…? SCORE 21
quick, use the good sheets SCORE 24
someone was lashing out SCORE 20