beavers hate water SCORE 34
pupils dilate SCORE 42
snipped it in the butt SCORE 27
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
we are the math problem SCORE 35
roger roger SCORE 13
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 34
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 18
dog bites everything SCORE 22
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 19
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
what we want vs what we get SCORE 17
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 21
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 10
not your average gastropub SCORE 17
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
growing toe beans SCORE 31
the hobbit generation SCORE 35
rats love tiny cars SCORE 38
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 20
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 41
saying no to things punch card SCORE 41
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
the dishes… again SCORE 26
potato shaped SCORE 9
see you tomorrow SCORE 26
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 25
at least there are cats SCORE 18
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 23
species and age, please SCORE 39
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 18
