Protect this one. SCORE 30
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 20
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
The 20’s may get us, yet… SCORE 25
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
*Limited Edition* Frozen 2 banana? SCORE 17
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
boop activated… SCORE 26
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
We do live in a society… SCORE 28
He is not impressed. SCORE 30
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
No Talk ! I am Angry ! SCORE 27
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
vv cool SCORE 24
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
The game changes a man SCORE 28
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
Recursed tea… SCORE 25