I asked my bar guest what she was writing. Turns out she has 3 daughters and she writes 5 lines a day to each of them. These will be gifts when they get married one day. Mom of the year. SCORE 143
101 Damnations SCORE 97
Anti-Caffeine SCORE 81
When You Achieve That Level Of Happiness SCORE 62
Well, he’s not wrong. SCORE 116
+100 m bork range SCORE 101
This nice, wholesome guy SCORE 129
Everything is possible in Japan SCORE 61
The business world, in a nutshell SCORE 62
Sounds about right SCORE 40
Hummingbird scratching its butt SCORE 89
That isn’t normal SCORE 90
Old people morbid jokes SCORE 98
A temple covered in ashes after a volcano eruption, China SCORE 51
Pay cheques come and gooooo SCORE 65
Change for the better! SCORE 72
The perfect surgeon SCORE 148
Fire in hometown’s cemetery. Hell hath risen. SCORE 76
Just one glass… SCORE 68
As A Former Chicagoan Househunting In Texas… SCORE 69
Crabeater seal teeth SCORE 75
The most realistic scene in Jurassic World SCORE 83
How big the Andromeda galaxy actually is in the sky, if it was much brighter SCORE 90
Tiger Mask SCORE 74
Rave life. SCORE 87
Me too, granddad. SCORE 61
Foiled again! SCORE 55
Must be nice… SCORE 82
computers SCORE 79
Goose bumps SCORE 58
This is Success Kid. SCORE 103
Revenge initiated SCORE 75