like tears in the rain SCORE 2
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
have it their way SCORE 16
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
therapy burn SCORE 28
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
enter my what now? SCORE 27
dreams are fun SCORE 28
not a high success rate SCORE 24
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
one is never an option SCORE 10
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
all natural SCORE 22
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
til death do us part SCORE 22
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
whatever it takes SCORE 16
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
this is genius SCORE 26
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
