40 years later. SCORE 121
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
BURN! SCORE 233
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Accurate. SCORE 174
Every time. SCORE 123
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Puppy! SCORE 107
No. SCORE 88
