This is what happiness physically looks like. A myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. SCORE 115
How to break the ice with a girl SCORE 58
My Dog Thinks This Is The Safest Place When Vacuum SCORE 86
Dear IRS SCORE 70
A brutal skintar. SCORE 53
I am his hands. He is my eyes. SCORE 144
Trying to write essays the night before they’re due SCORE 91
My co-worker is leaving today SCORE 84
Words SCORE 35
Real-life Looney Tunes SCORE 75
Talk dirty to me SCORE 64
Lunch SCORE 80
Lenticular clouds over mountain SCORE 91
Nothing Like Having Two Daughters SCORE 78
This little boy stopped to try to help a bunny join the rest of his family. SCORE 100
Jellyfish under the Aurora Borealis off the coast of Northern Norway SCORE 75
How are your classes going? SCORE 106
This is a real billboard SCORE 85
How did I do, son? SCORE 99
My three-year-old kid today SCORE 87
Jack SCORE 59
No matter what, our graves will be the same size. SCORE 100
Gordon Ramsay is such a proud father SCORE 86
How I feel voting Libertarian for the first time ever SCORE 31
The supposed future SCORE 162
My neighbor is a monster SCORE 109
At least I think I’m funny SCORE 74
He’s enjoying that quite a bit SCORE 52
Fantasy spiders SCORE 98
Understanding the difference between urban, suburban and rural SCORE 140
The Good Place SCORE 143
Police received reports of a "500-lbs. pig" chasing students SCORE 106
