If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 242
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 255
Every day. SCORE 212
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 144
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 137
Sounds delicious. SCORE 249
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
WUT? SCORE 268
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 177
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
I like you. SCORE 215
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Every time. SCORE 135
Scumbag brain. SCORE 198
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 193
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 307
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
