This is important to remember. SCORE 160
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Where do you think you’re going, baby? SCORE 100
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -13
These Aren’t Just Any Daily Commuters SCORE 141
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
The Others SCORE 88
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
Kanye West’s Dog SCORE 107
He does make a point… SCORE 52
He Still Hasn’t Woken Up Yet? SCORE 79
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 81
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
Things You Take For Granted SCORE 85
Right in the unemployment SCORE 116
When your parents ask you why you’re still single SCORE 63
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 126
I need this. SCORE 48
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Meow SCORE 97
If Trump were really a friend of the gays SCORE 135
Winding River SCORE 88
Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 119
A local H.S. Principal just solved a mysterious senior prank from a decade ago… SCORE 132
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
Ridiculously Amazing Shirts SCORE -24
You are the vacuum cleaner SCORE 119
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 89
