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How+smart+is+your+dog%3F
Logical+conclusion%2C+really.
Logical conclusion, really. SCORE 28
There+are+two+types+of+people%26%238230%3B
There are two types of people… SCORE 20
You+know+the+scream%26%238230%3B
You know the scream… SCORE 27
You+are+the+most+beautiful+ship+in+the+world
You are the most beautiful ship in the world SCORE 36
I%26%238217%3Bll+actually+pass+on+that+one.+Thanks.
I’ll actually pass on that one. Thanks. SCORE 19
Italians+who+roast%26%238230%3B
Italians who roast… SCORE 22
So+progressive%26%238230%3B
So progressive… SCORE 15
Beware%2C+Microsoft+Office
Beware, Microsoft Office SCORE 25
Help+your+moms%2C+PRN.
Help your moms, PRN. SCORE 18
Read+the+humans.
Read the humans. SCORE 22
You+have+simply+not+been+chosen.
You have simply not been chosen. SCORE 30
Dino-chairs+are+the+new+rave+in+startup+America.
Dino-chairs are the new rave in startup America. SCORE 28
Hours+of+my+day%26%238230%3B+gone.
Hours of my day… gone. SCORE 34
Come+for+the+drinks%26%238230%3B+Stay+for+the+dancing+sandwiches.
Come for the drinks… Stay for the dancing sandwiches. SCORE 25
buzz+buzz+birtches
buzz buzz birtches SCORE 18
I+would+reconsider+religion+in+my+personal+life%2C+personally.
I would reconsider religion in my personal life, personally. SCORE 20
The+cats+prefer+to+meddle+in+their+own+ways%26%238230%3B
The cats prefer to meddle in their own ways… SCORE 21
Gouda+to+know%26%238230%3B
Gouda to know… SCORE 30
Just+soft+touches%26%238230%3B
Just soft touches… SCORE 27
Mars%2C+a+history.
Mars, a history. SCORE 20
and+maybe+2022%2C+too%21
and maybe 2022, too! SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bm+afraid+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+do+that%26%238230%3B
I’m afraid I can’t do that… SCORE 18
Gamer+dogs%26%238230%3B
Gamer dogs… SCORE 19
Beware+the+sharks.
Beware the sharks. SCORE 23
Pointy+Side+Up%2C+preferably.
Pointy Side Up, preferably. SCORE 30
dick+bong%26%238230%3B
dick bong… SCORE 20
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+dislike%2C+sonnets%26%238230%3B
I don’t dislike, sonnets… SCORE 35
Kitty+parts.
Kitty parts. SCORE 26
Just+a+snack%26%238230%3B
Just a snack… SCORE 18
This+can+and+will+be+used+against+you+in+the+court+of+law.
This can and will be used against you in the court of law. SCORE 24
Warmth+confirmed%2C+and+appreciated.
Warmth confirmed, and appreciated. SCORE 23
Elon+just+woke+up%26%238230%3B
Elon just woke up… SCORE 33
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