I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 32
Nailed it SCORE 11
Needs more white SCORE 23
Awkward SCORE 69
That escalated quickly SCORE 17
For me? SCORE 45
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 53
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 46
Call 911 SCORE 17
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Oh my SCORE 29
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Problem solved SCORE 34
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Jinkies! SCORE 61
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
It’s my super power SCORE 43
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 44
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 39
Plot twist! SCORE 41
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
easy money SCORE 29
The original is still the king SCORE 39
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Happy little trees SCORE 49
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
