Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I GUESS SCORE 45
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Safe pupper SCORE 81
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
+ cry. SCORE 118
Mama no. SCORE 52
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
