![Seals+are+just+dog+mermaids.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165838dhfgh-13948-333x150.jpeg)
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
![Oh+flowers%2C+you+understand+me.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165836sdfsgf-58236-333x150.jpeg)
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
![Most+people+don%26%238217%3Bt+realize+this%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6132012185602dfdsg-11231-333x88.jpeg)
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
![Hey%2C+Biscuit.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6212012182904gfdh-16666-333x150.jpeg)
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
![Crap.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6132012170612sgffg-67395-333x150.jpeg)
Crap. SCORE 246
![Holy+tights+Batman%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165837sdfsg-27304-333x150.jpeg)
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
![Thoughtful+guy+rap.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-26472-333x150.jpg)
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
![My+hobby.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165834sr-14475-333x150.jpeg)
My hobby. SCORE 188
![Get+adopted+they+said%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165846fsdg-61653-333x150.jpeg)
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
![Therefore+I+shall+not+laugh.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6132012211746wrfgrfg-45783-333x150.jpeg)
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
![How+I+feel+every+morning.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-32014-333x150.jpg)
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
![If+it+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+fixed+with+duct+tape%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6132012211744efrwf-22443-333x150.jpeg)
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
![Meerkats%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-11156-333x150.jpg)
Meerkats! SCORE 96
![Typical+cop%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165832sfgfd-99974-333x150.jpeg)
Typical cop… SCORE 135
![You+wanna+know+how+I+got+these+scars%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6212012182904sdfg-66836-333x150.jpeg)
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
![I%26%238217%3Bd+rather+just+confess+to+the+murder.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6182012181136sr-48060-333x150.jpeg)
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
![Dog+logic.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165844sfgfdg-48085-333x150.jpeg)
Dog logic. SCORE 211
![What+am+I+doing+with+my+life%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165840sr-19296-333x150.jpeg)
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
![It%26%238217%3Bs+true.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165843sr-87480-333x150.jpeg)
It’s true. SCORE 163
![Imagine.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165558Imagine-71394-333x150.jpeg)
Imagine. SCORE 366
![Having+a+bad+hair+day%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6182012014901sr-68465-333x150.jpeg)
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
![Barackberry+Ojama.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6212012184326gyg8p-60694-333x150.jpeg)
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
![Like+a+boss.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6132012172015MpRnO-12719-333x150.jpg)
Like a boss. SCORE 244
![How+I+die.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6212012132209v-79175-333x150.jpeg)
How I die. SCORE 254
![If+at+first+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+succeed%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6132012211743wefrwf-87902-333x150.jpeg)
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
![4%3A30am+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+trying+to+sleep%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165833adfsf-19364-333x150.jpeg)
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
![Yes.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165842asda-21688-333x150.jpeg)
Yes. SCORE 285
![If+it+fits%2C+I+sits.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6212012132052Xo3b9-92238-230x150.gif)
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
![How+Kony+2012+ended.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6202012165839sr-78719-333x150.jpeg)
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
![Umbrella+cockatoo+dancing+and+singing+ACDC.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-11174-333x150.jpg)
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
![LOL.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6132012211808sr-33326-333x150.jpeg)
LOL. SCORE 231
![Do+go+on%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6212012182906fdhgdh-77966-333x150.jpeg)
Do go on… SCORE 191