that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
my next hobby SCORE 13
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
i just love food too much SCORE 21
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
smells like sadness SCORE 16
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
medical mystery SCORE 25
am i a dog? SCORE 33
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
very subtle SCORE 17