I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Dance the night away. SCORE 30
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
Your UberEats has arrived… SCORE 26
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Steal the world! SCORE 21
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
He’s more than just a son, he a fren. SCORE 26
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Coming to a warehouse near you… SCORE 26
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Sopa! SCORE 30
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
Udderly Victimised SCORE 30
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Thanks Gandhi! SCORE 21
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Fact checked. SCORE 21
I SEE SCORE 24
Words. SCORE 9
*have SCORE 16