Become one with the seal of fluffyness. SCORE 43
When assembling your dog, be sure to follow the instructions… SCORE 25
Your arse, I will boom… SCORE 29
*Bonk* SCORE 28
Thanks, I hate Kirby feet. SCORE 27
Beethoven vs. Elon SCORE 26
Who could even think of such a thing as this?! SCORE 33
LOUD NOISES! SCORE 24
Grans protec SCORE 27
Rarely trust the internet people. SCORE 27
Paper beats rock? SCORE 35
Rigged you say? SCORE 27
10th century Norway knew. SCORE 37
Dammit, life. SCORE 24
Such is life… SCORE 28
OK but what about your venti Starbucks order… SCORE 35
OK but what are we talking… Celsius? Kelvin?! SCORE 26
Gran is looking fly, these days. SCORE 37
There was an attempt… SCORE 36
Moves like Jager… SCORE 26
The rarest good boi SCORE 32
Come again? SCORE 25
I’ve been looking everywhere for you… SCORE 24
Spoil ya mum, from time to time. SCORE 36
Just gonna leave this here … SCORE 33
10/10 would read again. SCORE 30
Consider the upgrade SCORE 29
Back to basics… SCORE 28
Those bastards lied to me. SCORE 23
Persistent bugger… SCORE 34
Totes McGoats by Leslie Knope SCORE 31
You are the flip to my flop… SCORE 30