prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i’m canceling SCORE 9
they get huge SCORE 22
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
omg SCORE 20
an impossible task SCORE 20
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
back to bed! SCORE 19
who’s in? SCORE 34
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
clever SCORE 29
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
call the fire department SCORE 4
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
english burn SCORE 27
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
this is why i drink SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i have layers SCORE 32
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
excuse me SCORE 19
definitely a dog SCORE 45