
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36

I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39

The expensive one? SCORE 22

Well. OK then. SCORE 5

And my axe. SCORE 55

Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25

Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33

When whales fly… SCORE 30

The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 38

Just language things… SCORE 24

Truth, this is. SCORE 30

It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44

Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 25

Also frogs. SCORE 18

Why is that a thing… SCORE 44

How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 23

I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20

ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28

Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33

Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20

Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35

Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28

When life mimics art. SCORE 28

Mercy kill… SCORE 32

Now you ruined the click. SCORE 34

The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 2

And here we go… SCORE 24

More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 26

Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38

IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24

Hear me out, man… SCORE 27

The many corns. SCORE 23