Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 33
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 24
Just older brother things… SCORE 22
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 17
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 24
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 25
Hello fren. SCORE 26
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 43
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 14
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
What a dream job… SCORE 31
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 34
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 31
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 37
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 32
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 36
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 6
