the good guy always finishes last SCORE 20
Spiders. SCORE 202
How Punny SCORE 10
I used to think gas was expensive… SCORE 181
Bees. SCORE 307
Maximum derp. SCORE 70
Hey there stud muffin SCORE 25
Life as an introvert. SCORE 209
Probably SCORE 4
My Love SCORE 174
So close… SCORE 249
Pounds to galleons SCORE 14
The manliest alphabet. SCORE 95
Wrong Number SCORE 5
As a Game of Thrones fan, yes. SCORE 201
This is Halloween SCORE 13
Left The Bathroom Pretty Sad… SCORE -1
Fat SCORE 493
Whenever I go on a diet. SCORE 152
Sonder (noun) SCORE 26
Reptiles. SCORE 317
When someone walks past… SCORE 188
Like winning the lottery. SCORE 198
Magic. SCORE 282
You’re welcome. SCORE 212
So that’s how it started… SCORE 256
Never have I been so wrong… SCORE 216
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
Like A Good Neighbor SCORE 19
Every morning. SCORE 296
Just cried a bit SCORE 31
My workout routine. SCORE 10