Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
If lays made beer SCORE 68
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Are you religious? SCORE 69
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
I’m going to have to start doing this at work SCORE 71
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
Waffle House SCORE 84
me_irl SCORE 50
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63
Help us… SCORE 47
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
