that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
medical mystery SCORE 25
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
gift not included SCORE 20
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16
i just love food too much SCORE 21
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
smells like sadness SCORE 16
happens all the time SCORE 26
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
this is entertainment SCORE 8
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
my next hobby SCORE 13
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
memes cure everything SCORE 10
earth sandwich SCORE 26
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
this should be a trend next year SCORE 4
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
heathens SCORE 36
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
now i really do know SCORE 22
