Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
City’s full. SCORE 20
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Irony is art. SCORE 31
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Father son goals. SCORE 36
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Barista good. SCORE 60
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38