Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
Ooops? SCORE 118
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
This is adorable SCORE 135
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
The Real Walk Of Shame SCORE 98
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
The truth hurts SCORE 40
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Just let me go SCORE 49
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Not even once SCORE 58
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116