Checkmate. SCORE 412
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Discuss. SCORE -24
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Ladies… SCORE 158
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 173
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Forever alone. SCORE 267
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 228
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I’m just so happy… SCORE 187
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
