![I+will+eat+your+soul.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/103201718511970905-93220-333x150.jpg)
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
![Nothing+beats+having+a+beautiful%2C+half-crazy+woman+by+your+side](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201712094125644-43145-333x150.png)
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
![Smooth+AF](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201720200137966-55168-333x150.gif)
Smooth AF SCORE 101
![Moo+moo+mothertrucker](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/930201704170218842-55770-333x150.jpg)
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
![That%26%238217%3Bs+no+way+to+live%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/926201703284566714-87353.gif)
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
![Mark+Hamill+replied+to+my+tweet+the+other+day+on+my+new+Landspeeder%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/927201717243154897-82089-333x150.jpg)
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
![Joe+Kinan+was+horribly+burned+in+the+2003+Station+nightclub+fire%2C+which+killed+his+girlfriend+Karla+and+99+other+people.+Here+he+is+in+2014%2C+smiling+with+his+newborn+daughter%2C+Hadley.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/925201704272210658-72612-333x150.jpg)
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
![This+is+called+a+hole+punch+cloud%2C+and+its+got+a+rainbow+going+through+it](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/928201721063722099-82446-333x150.jpg)
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
![It%26%238217%3Bs+all+about+the+attitude](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201710223831031-48871-333x150.jpg)
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
![NONSENSE](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/921201709533379239-86452-333x150.jpg)
NONSENSE SCORE 67
![S+C+I+E+N+C+E+B+O+Y+E+does+a+heckin+good+safety%21%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/929201720375356354-47335-333x150.jpg)
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
![The+Clock+Is+Currently+Running](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/927201717031152202-67593-333x150.jpg)
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
![You+used+to+call+me+on+my+spellphone.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/929201703134421514-17285-333x150.jpg)
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
![I+love+clapping+like+a+seal](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/928201717292522337-36351-333x150.jpg)
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
![Sometimes+I+wonder+who+the+real+boss+is+around+my+house.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/926201709334039559-37248-333x150.png)
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
![STAAAAAHP%21%21%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201702433851515-94244-333x150.jpg)
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
![The+Perfect+Metaphor+For+My+Life](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201721234676969-21876-333x150.jpg)
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
![Like+a+Bull+in+a+China+Shop](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201718334435983-62472-333x150.jpg)
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
![No+one+listens+to+me](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201715203054248-28961-333x150.png)
No one listens to me SCORE 157
![The+mayor+of+San+Juan+who+was+recently+attacked+for+allegedly+wanting+everything+done+for+her.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/930201720281918824-12513-333x150.jpg)
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
![Everything+is+a+cover-up](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201712413027956-93935-333x150.jpg)
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
![How+Your+Body+Works](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201703260119644-73634-333x150.jpg)
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
![%23stopit](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/929201717224830496-35618-333x150.jpg)
#stopit SCORE 98
![Salvation+for+dummies](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/924201700524534909-79724-333x150.jpg)
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
![hurp+de+hurrrp](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/930201711521949373-20597-333x150.gif)
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
![Old+Habits](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/921201716242677979-83866-333x150.png)
Old Habits SCORE 81
![%26quot%3BI+don%26%238217%3Bt+mean+to+bother+you+but+could+I+get+a+signature+please%3F%26quot%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/928201721052782512-43517-333x150.jpg)
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
![Sarg%2C+it+won%26%238217%3Bt+fit%21%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/103201700291668884-51232-333x150.jpg)
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
![Jackie+Chan+photobombs](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201700565382896-95505-333x150.jpg)
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
![huh%26%238230%3B+%2443+M%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/103201702172347073-22018-333x150.jpg)
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
![Problem+solved.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201712094360284-69478-333x150.jpg)
Problem solved. SCORE 111
![This+is+heartbreaking](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/926201712040949732-27907-333x150.jpg)
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76